Beware investors....

So you want me to finance the whole thing?

Well. Yeah, I guess, sure.

So let me get this straight: You propose to open a five level multi faceted entertainment venue with premium restaurant, all day café, provedore, function space and cooking school.

Correct

In Geeveston

Correct

Geeveston Tasmania?

Yea, for sure.

You are 100% convinced that this will be a huge success?

Totally.

Just doing the basic math and scribbling a few scenarios on my napkin here I’d say the starting budget is around 7 mill.

Yea I thought around that figure.

You thought?

Yea I just reckon it’d be about that much

And how much capital are you willing to tip into this project?

Who me?!

Yes

Oh, I hadn’t thought about it actually?

Really?!

Money stuff isn’t my field of expertise.

Quite.

So I was thinking someone else pays for the whole shebang and I kinda oversee it all, you know, be the ‘face’ of the operation n’ shit

Oh, I see. Kinda like Rasmsay?

Yep, but better.

Better eh? That’s a big call. Like or loathe the man he’s climbed a big mountain over many years.

Yea but I’m a better swearer.

That may be true but when is it exactly that you finish your apprenticeship?