Hello, are, are you open?
6 o’clock!
Oh its 6.05 I think
Then why did you ask?
Oh, er right, um might we have a table for two?
For what time/
Er, now if we can?
Now!?
Yes, if that’s OK?
I’ll have to check with the boss. DAVO! DAVO! DAVO!
WHAT!?
ARE WE OPEN?
DON’T TELL ME PEOPLE ARE THERE ALREADY?!
YEAH I KNOW?!
SIGHS LOUDLY. OK LET EM IN, audible crunching of newspapers and flush of the lavatory
Yea I spose we're open
3 comments:
I hope Davo washed his hands!
Oh dear! That would never happen at the RVL. Just wanted to say I LOVE your bread which I buy regularly and your muffins are the BEST! Whether studded with banana, quince or chocolate, they are divine! Any chance of the recipe?? I know that's a cheeky ask ... but they are soooo good!
Hi Colette-don't hold your breath!
Hi & welcome Ang-no it wouldn't! I'd be happy to share the recipe, just email me at theredvelvetloung@bigpond.com
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