Goldie-John and the three bears

One upon a time there were three bears. A little bear called Armando, a middle sized bear called Guy and a great big bear called Cheong. All were very busy bears and one morning they decided to leave their gilded cottage whilst their porridge cooled on the window sill. The little bear didn’t wander faraway but the middle bear and the great big bear wandered far afield as their porridge cooled.
The smell of the porridge finally reached the nostrils of Goldie-John and he thought it didn’t smell quite right so he decided to investigate.
Reaching the golden cottage he made his way in and gazed at the three bowls of porridge. He tasted all three and decided that they were not all quite right at all. In fact he was very disappointed. Feeling disgruntled he needed to sit down.
The great big chair felt as though it was very out of place in the cottage. The middle sized chair felt as though no-one had sat in it for quite some time and the little chair, though small, felt over-stuffed. More annoyed, he got up and looked for a place to snooze.
The three bedrooms in the golden cottage looked promising enough but trying all the beds Goldie-John determined that each seemed past its prime and could not find a comfortable place to nap.
So he conveyed his displeasure in a note to the occupants and he left.
The three bears eventually made their way back to their cottage and noticed immediately that someone had been there. They then read the note left behind and each flew into a terrible rage, porridge flew and chairs were broken but eventually calm once again returned to the gilded cottage and life as the bears knew it, returned as normal.
The End